If you stubbed your toes on a rock, and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

No dumb questions here, only gloriously unhinged ones. This is the place to ask the things that randomly pop into your head at 2am.

Absurd Questions is where logic clocks out and chaos clocks in. Ask the weirdest, most unnecessary, mildly unhinged questions you can think of. No topic too ridiculous. No “why would you even ask that?” off limits. If it makes people pause, laugh, or question reality for a second — it belongs here.