How come no one finds the courage to not let the sun beat them in a staring contest?

No dumb questions here, only gloriously unhinged ones. This is the place to ask the things that randomly pop into your head at 2am.

Absurd Questions is where logic clocks out and chaos clocks in. Ask the weirdest, most unnecessary, mildly unhinged questions you can think of. No topic too ridiculous. No “why would you even ask that?” off limits. If it makes people pause, laugh, or question reality for a second — it belongs here.