Absurd Questions

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How come no one finds the courage to not let the sun beat them in a staring contest?

SituationDismal 5d

How come no one finds the courage to not let the sun beat them in a staring contest?

If you stubbed your toes on a rock, and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

dirtymartini 1d

If you stubbed your toes on a rock, and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

What's your favorite way to be sad ?

delilahblack

What's your favorite way to be sad ?

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Do you feel a sense of ecstasy when you go to the bathroom?

delilahblack

Do you feel a sense of ecstasy when you go to the bathroom?

Would you take a buttermilk bath with me?

delilahblack

Would you take a buttermilk bath with me?

Hi, Im a 37 yo man, would it be considered 'creepy' to post up a park bench outside your window so I can watch you sleep?

delilahblack

Hi, Im a 37 yo man, would it be considered 'creepy' to post up a park bench outside your window so I can watch you sleep?

I just wanna see your sweet dreams.

Out of all the grains of sand on Earth, which one is your favorite and why?

delilahblack

Out of all the grains of sand on Earth, which one is your favorite and why?

Is it possible to cough with your mouth closed?

delilahblack

Is it possible to cough with your mouth closed?

I just made you caugh for no reason.

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Are you once, twice, or three times a lady?

delilahblack

Are you once, twice, or three times a lady?

And how long have you been obeast ?

Does finding myself mean I'm dead and I'm just looking for my dead body?

delilahblack

Does finding myself mean I'm dead and I'm just looking for my dead body?

OOOOOOOOOOO.

About Absurd Questions

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No dumb questions here, only gloriously unhinged ones. This is the place to ask the things that randomly pop into your head at 2am.

Absurd Questions is where logic clocks out and chaos clocks in. Ask the weirdest, most unnecessary, mildly unhinged questions you can think of. No topic too ridiculous. No “why would you even ask that?” off limits. If it makes people pause, laugh, or question reality for a second — it belongs here.