Me vs Redditors…. Again

I want to start this out by stating I am not at fault. I wasn’t even looking for trouble. It found me. I did nothing wrong.

So here I was minding my damn business trying to get my camp right on Animal Crossing when this rude asshole begins trolling a post I made about the latest addition to the Labubu verse. I was like who tf is this dumb bitch? Immediately, I ceased all decoration and proceeded to arctic shift this scallywag. Lo and behold, this dumb asshole posts his 36 year old male ass in Wichita in numerous sex subs looking for women to impregnate. I responded accordingly stating that while the Labubu sub may contain grown adults who enjoy Labubus, we do not run around trying to impregnate strangers online. And we definitely know better than to troll people while also seeking to impregnate people online. This man then sends me his nudes. I never reported nor blocked a motherfucker so fast in all my existence on this damn planet.

No screenshots because you guys don’t need to see a fat, greasy old ass white dude with a small dude asking me, a woman of 30, if she wanted a “daddy”. I stg I wish someone would invent a way for me to punch these stupid motherfuckers in the face. Or like I’d even outsource it like door dash if I got a live cam or pics or something. Someone please invent that shit now.

Reddit, you orange fucking stupid fucking dumb ass platform. I stg I’d beat your ass if I could.

Now I will go look at pictures of Roman Reigns to cleanse the pallet of that gross man.

Namaste