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Federal_Zombie_9456

1mo

Uncle joke at the Ichigo au Lait machine in Japan

Just how many strawberry's do you feed the cow to get strawberry milk?

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SoftBunnySefie

1mo

How many

Federal_Zombie_9456

OP 1mo

Uncle never did say cause all the kids groaned at such a bad joke.

SoftBunnySefie

1mo

Aw shucks

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Uncle joke at the Ichigo au Lait machine in Japan

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