A college student is walking on the beach when he finds a magic lamp with a genie inside.

So the college student says,

“I want to be the richest man in the world.”

The genie snaps his fingers and responds,

”Sure. You now have a trillion dollars.”

The college student frowns and says,

”That’s great and all, but I said the richest man in the world, not pay off my student debt.”

Edit: fixed typo and accounted for inflation.