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Uncle joke at the Ichigo au Lait machine in Japan
Just how many strawberry's do you feed the cow to get strawberry milk?
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What's a monkey's favourite football team?
Aston Gorilla 🫣
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A bartender brings a guy a drink and says, "Hey buddy, you look a little down. What's wrong?"
The guy says, "Well, when my wife left, I felt a little sad in the beginning. Then I got a dog, bought a Harley, and asked out the pretty neighbor next door. Things were definitely looking better.".
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Coming to the end of an initial assessment, the psychiatrist asks his new patient, "Okay, habits. Do you drink?"
The patient says, "No.".
"Smoke?".
"No.".
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
A SNAIL-OR! 😊😊😊
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A college student is walking on the beach when he finds a magic lamp with a genie inside.
So the college student says,
“I want to be the richest man in the world.”.
The genie snaps his fingers and responds,
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A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot…
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m.".
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
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